Dave always answers those surveys on the bottom of receipts. And, if you can be a member of some club, he signs on the dotted line. Call it a weird hobby is you will. He puts up with all of the spam emails he gets as a result because he actually wins stuff. Earlier this year he won $500 gift certificate to Family Dollar. And, now the artichokes. He won them for becoming an official member of The Artichoke Club. I am not sure how one becomes a member of said club, but the pay off was being entered into a drawing for a free case of artichokes, so Dave would have done anything to be a member. He has an official ID card and everything.
Just Kidding, but they did send an official welcome letter.
And, Dave won the artichokes. He has been waiting weeks for them to arrive. He tracked the shipping number and announced that his babies were in Provo last night. And............today, they finally arrived all the way from California.
Artichokes.......they are what's for dinner
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