Application to Date my Daughter

Dave found an application for potential boyfriends to fill out. It includes such questions as "Do you have access to a van/truck/station wagon?" and "If you answered yes, why are you not running?". His favorite one was "Just so you know, if you make my daughter cry, I will make you cry--do you agree?" I laughed when he showed me that he had printed 10 copies and put them on his clipboard. It is still sitting by his chair. I think he's serious.